When hearing the name 'Kurt'
jayrobiakuntabi: apsycholunatic: normal teenagers think of: me: accurate
When you pretend that you understand the shit that...
lifeisbutadreamforthedead-: laurafails: potrockstomp: midtownbeebee: remember pete’s stripey pants? remember pete’s louis vuitton bag? remember pete’s 1800’s english peasant boy cap? ryan ross certainly does holy shit this is wonderful I’m laughing way too hard xD I spluttered.
My reaction when I see stuff on tumblr
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That awkward moment when you realize Ke$ha looks...
1. Your boy side [x] you love hoodies. [x] you love jeans. [x] dogs are better than cats. [x] it’s hilarious when people get hurt.  shopping is torture [x] sad movies suck [x] you own a car racing game.  you played with hot wheels cars as a kid.  at some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. [x] you owned a ds, ps2, n64,or sega.  you used to be obsessed with...
I feel totally weird when I like/reblog too many...
joshmontgomery-obv: And I just imagine them thinking that I’m so weird. Me: But then he/she keeps posting awesome stuff that I like!:
thirtysecondstomuse: iheartjaredleto: Every move you make Every step you take I’ll be watching you HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!<3
Why i never knew that From yesterday is the most...
venomousjackassfrommars: poppymalory: agooddoor: 13.000.000 Dollar. That’s a lot WHAAAAAAAAAAT? it shouldn’t really surprise you
mayuri12: Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Bella: I trust you. Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Normal Person: Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Supernatural Fan: Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Doctor Who fan: Edward Cullen: I want to ki— Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA! Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Misfits Fan:
That awkward moment when you turn your head and...
3am phonecall: "Are you asleep?"
“NO NIGGUH I’M FUCKING SKYDIVING”
When someone says your “often used word”
That moment when you're reading a book and you...
Listening to my mom talk to her friends.
xxcoolstorybroxx: You are so fake. ”I love and spoil my children.” Bitch you forget to feed me three nights out of the week.
I'm red all over. From my head tomatoes.
The sexy dance you do while trying to put on...
How I sit in class
You see all these couples making out on tumblr,...