July 2012
person: cursing isn't very ladylike you know.
me: does it look like i give a fuck.
friend: i stayed up so late last night omg im so tired
me: oh really same when did you go to bed?
friend: like 12:30 or 1 ugh
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: wOW that's reALLY laTE
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
anna-mator:
demigodofmypants:
senzaspazi:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
collection of politely...
cupcakethug:
afros really turn me on
i guess you could call them an afrodisiac
missprior:
if you ever feel ignored and unimportant just be glad you aren’t luke hemsworth
Watchhxcfairy:
lunchtrae:
OH MY FUCKING G0DIJFHGIHOLKMNGBVFD
"Hiddlesexual" should be officially a sexual...
wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:
do you ever get so far down in your dash that your computer starts getting slow and acting stupid and you’re like:
it’s time to resurface
